I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒(méi)有睡著
當(dāng)一群婦女上車(chē)之后，車(chē)上的座位全都被占滿(mǎn)了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒！”
“我沒(méi)有睡著�！蹦莻�(gè)男人回答。
“沒(méi)睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車(chē)上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
